{random film-ness} The Acceptance Speech Score Card
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For your Oscar-watching pleasure, may I present The Official Gimme Some Film Acceptance Speech Score Card? Simply circle the points as the winner earns them, subtract a subjective number of negative points for any unpleasant annoying-ness, and total. Then let me know who your high-scoring winner was post-awards! Enjoy, Oscar-fiends!
I almost always deduct points for political messages dovetailed into thank you speeches. It’s not the time or place, IMO. I’d give it a -10.
Also, here’s an interesting article on Oscar voting. I’m pretty much on the same page with whoever this anonymous voter is. It’s simultaneously amusing and disenchanting:
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/race/oscar-voters-brutally-honest-ballot-422546